May 2012
26 posts
That's it, I'm not fucking around with my recovery...
My chest hurts and I’m dizzy and I can’t stop crying I wish I went to wildwood with my parents cause I just want my mommy to be here now.
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
The Girl Who Ran Away from the Circus: digatisdi:... →
digatisdi:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a…
so I really don't like
littlerunnerboy:
how people start trying to be deep with tagged/underlined text while analyzing a movie or picture or gif or whatever. I get that people can appreciate the deeper meanings behind some things that the artist intends, but it’s getting a little out of hand haha people read way too far into things and make up shit that’s just so far off it’s annoying.
This has been a small rant.
...
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Toy Phone
MOM: it doesn’t matter how old or gangster you are-if a toddler hands you a toy phone, you answer that shit
Beer Olympics
Mom: are you going to celebrate now that you are finished with junior year?
Me: yes! I am going to play beer olympics with some friends
Mom: what’s that?
Me: you get a team together, pick a country, and play drinking games
Mom: okay have fun, but don’t go for the gold
(5 minutes later)
Mom: and Dad says don’t even go for the bronze
Small Crowd
DAD: A raccoon is eating a dead squirrel on a roof near our house
ME: Ewww I didn’t want to know that
DAD: A small crowd has gathered
April 2012
57 posts
I don't think I hate anyone more than the people...
Dear Kelly,
Nausea is going to happen when you’re eating normally. Remember to ask your doctor for medicine for it. It is NOT an excuse to turn to symptoms.
Love,
Kelly
hagrid: hey I just met you
hagrid: and this is crazy
hagrid: but happy birthday
hagrid: you're a wizard harry
Call Me Maybe (Guy Version) | Paradise Fears
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Watchblackstarwhitequeen:
andoutcamethewolf:
x
the greatest video ever made is back on my dashboard
it is perfect
sometimes I love the human race.
Had a pretty great day
Take out lunch day in IOP didn’t send me through a loop, I got to go to support group with Mandy, then we walked around Red Bank and GASP got dinner at Panera together! And it was really good! We were walking out of Panera and she said exactly what I was thinking in my head “look at us!” It felt so…normal. It was incredible to feel that way. Not two eating-disordered...
WHEN YOU'RE IN A GROUP YOU HATE AND YOU GET TO...
edtreatmentproblems:
Thank God for Paige pulling me out during Monday afternoon group….it is a struggle to stay awake when Linda runs that shit
